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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
masterkohga
isawken

through various circumstances beyond your control, you are being forced to add a minimum of one extra eye to your body. the entity (probably wizard or warlock) forcing this upon you is nice enough to give you a choice.

what do you do?

just one discreet eye on an easily-covered part of my body. like a coward

another pair above/under my existing eyes

one or both hands. like a video game boss or that pale dude from pan's labyrinth

third eye on forehead. classic

i’m going all in. give me a bunch all over my body

a different, funnier option (elaborate in tags)

a different, more horrifying option (also elaborate in tags)

note: the eye/s will by default look like your pre-existing eyes, same color and shape, unless you come up with something cool enough to convince the wizard/warlock to put in the extra effort to fulfill your design desires. i.e. giving you the pupil of a goat, making your iris purple, making the eye insanely large, etc. make your plea in the tags if you so wish.

back of the head. in my undercut thats cool. id also try to convince the wizard/warlock to make the hair like. not grow close to the eye? no one wants a buzzer close to your eyes even an extra eye
ellegamgee
ellegamgee

If you haven't listened to Inn Between: Which of these is not an accurate character description from the show? Character. . .

kisses a sheep. Twice. Same character.

communicates with clarity on both sides with a sentient building.

whose superpower is math is put through multiple existential crises.

hides a secret that would show the truth about what others think is a lie.

uses "chromatic orb, acid flavor" at a highly emotional moment.

goes through multiple career choices, before deciding on Thief. The Best Choice.

makes friends, denies having friends, and is angry about having friends.

f***s around & finds out, academically. Twice. Different people, different ways.

is convinced by a cleric to do a silly dance when the cleric speaks with a god.

has tragic backstory discovered by friends with eavesdropping and shenanigans.

boombox-fuckboy
commsroom

i love to think about the ways eiffel is willing/able to take up physical space for hera when she can’t. i think… with eiffel and hera and minkowski staying together post-canon, one thing that might start to really bother hera is that, like. she doesn’t have any stuff. she doesn’t even have herself to be there in the house, really, not physically. and unlike with the hephaestus, a house that is actually meant to be a home, a place that is designed for human life, is always full of reminders of the people who live there. so i want to think that she expresses this to eiffel and he starts picking up stuff he thinks she’ll like just to put it on the shelves and around the house, so it’s her house too. and she thinks it’s kind of silly at first because it’s not like she can really interact with most of it, but. then she sees all of her stuff mixed together with eiffel’s on the shelves and it’s like this constant reminder that she exists in the world, that she has an impact on it and a place in it. and that does make her feel a little better.

petallswildsurge
probablyfunrpgideas

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

probablyfunrpgideas

Also, I realized something about the name I made up, so here’s a song:

When the moon splits in two and your nightmares come true, Vithimorex...

When the world seems to bleed since the dead god was freed, Vithimorex...

dgcakes

I see somebody hit level 14

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